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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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darthchicken:

nosdrinker:

WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THESE THINGS TO EXIST

SHH NO DREAMS ONLY TEARS NOW

He is way too happy holding it

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naturalphosphorescence:

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